Yeah, I have them too. Sometimes a girl just doesn't have time to run a comb through her hair in the morning, and this was just one of those mornings. I had to get to work. The neighborhood was teeming with squirrels this morning, and it's my job to let them know they're not welcome here. Especially in my water bowl, which tastes a little funny this morning. And I don't mean "ha ha" funny.
I know I've got a good picture of me someplace here. Give me some time and I'll find it for you.
P. S. No, that's not a dead squirrel in my mouth.